Silent--Protagonist

I do not own the characters in my stories. They are sole property of Nintendo. I do not make any money from my work; therefore, my request line is free of charge. If you want to draw or write something for me in return, that is perfectly fine--BUT IT IS NOT A REQUIREMENT.

THE CRACK GUIDELINES

1. I take story/poetry requests only. I cannot draw. This is my own fault. I apologize profusely for such a shortcoming.
2. I will only write requests within the Pokemon fandom. If you inquire about anything else--even if it is a fandom I am even vaguely familiar with--I will decline. If I pen and post any stories in different fandoms, it is of my own accord.
Addenum: I have no limits on gender of pairings--I will take male/male, female/female, male/female, fem!male/Male!female or whatever your heart desires. Love triangles or squares or pentagons of any gender combination may also be requested. (Just please, for the sake of my sanity, don't make them too big.)
Addenum II: As long as I am familiar with the fandom/character in question, I will accept requests for usage of characters from different fandoms in a Pokemon story, BUT ONLY IF THAT CHARACTER IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A POKEMON CHARACTER.
3. I will NOT write any couples involving Pokemon themselves. This means no Pokemon/Pokemon, Pokemon/Human, Pokemon/Inanimate object, or Pokemon/whatever the collective lechery of this amazing fandom can cook up. Human/Human or Human/Inanimate object are the only two I will write. ABSOLUTELY NO EXCEPTIONS.
4. I will not write excessive cursing in my stories, no matter the level of request. There might be a "damn" or a "crap" or maybe a "sh*t" once in a while, but as a whole, I detest writing foul language (even if it's part of a character's nature, I will still tone down their use of profanity). I've expunged this rule. All nature of cursing is allowed now.
5. Any prolonged series will be written on my whim. I will only accept requests for oneshots and flash fictions.
6. I won't do OCs, either. I am strictly against them.
7. Yes, I will write smut. Because I am now 18 and can legally write pornography, I will do so under request.

If you'd like to see your favorite legitimate or crack Pokemon pairing in one of my stories, shoot me a Note, email, or post a comment on my profile or any one of my stories! All requests adhering to the guidelines above will be honored unless my schedule becomes too full to write.

You can contact me to request a story, drop a line, or have comments or concerns about my stories at silentprotagonist000@gmail.com.

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