Cameron the Photographer

I've noticed that there is no Toxicboltshipping smut.

Should I write some? >_>

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Cameron the Photographer in HG/SS HAS BEEN STALKING ME. Seriously, he shows up just when matters get most inconvenient, and he's like "Hello, just when you least expect it! Cameron the Photographer from HELL." It's gotten to the point where I'm even scared to refuse a picture from him in fear that he'll disembowel poor Goldilocks and leave his body for the birds to peck at. Whenever I see a bald man sprite with his back to the camera, I'm afraid to talk to him, thinking he's Cameron, even if the character isn't him and is actually an integral part of gameplay advancement. Thus, I get stuck for days on end, whimpering and rocking back and forth BECAUSE I CANNOT BE SURE THAT HE ISN'T CAMERON THE EFFING PHOTOGRAPHER.

*sob*